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= The Silly Adventures Of The Strange Meddling Kids Pt. 1 = The Silly Adventures Of The Strange Meddling Kids Pt. 1 is a story that is a Scooby Doo fanfic, and was written by WickyHoney. The format is similar to a script. It is extremely silly, so if you want to a serious read then look elsewhere. The characters will act slightly out of character.

Story

 * ''The Mystery Machine rode up a not so steep hill. The gang had left a burger joint hours before, and were heading to a town located on a mountain, which they had been driving up for hours.

Shaggy: "I sure hope we get there soon, but I am starved." Fred: "Oh we will get there soon enough, just you wait." Shaggy: "Like, I'm so hungry I could eat the sheriff." Scooby: "Reah!" Velma: "Ever since we ate that sheriff back in that cave near Cellar Town you've craved Sheriff. You need help, Shaggy." Shaggy: "Oh me? Nooooo way." Fred: "We will not be eating any more sheriffs, but I heard there is plenty of beef to snack on in these parts."
 * Fred drives the Mystery Machine over the top of the hill, and drives straight for a while.

Fred: "Good, no more winding roads."
 * A raccoon jumps on the windshield of the Mystery Machine.

Fred: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
 * "Fred swerves to the left and crashes into a tree."

Daphne: "Now what? We crashed." Fred: "We did?"
 * A man comes out from behind the tree they crashed into.

Man: "That was my favorite tree! Time to pay up!" Fred: [Puts his face in his hands] Velma: [Condescending tone] "Seriously? You own all of these trees?" Man: "I OWN THE WHOLE MOUNTAIN! TIME TO PAY FOR TRESPASSING!" Velma: "Oh look! That cow is eating your grass!" Man: [Turns around] "Cow? Where?!"
 * ''Fred backs up the Mystery Machine and then drives forward, just as they were before."

Man: "OH COME ON! I THOUGHT YOU CRASHED AND THAT IT WAS BROKEN!" Fred: [Calling over his shoulder] "The Mystery Machine never breaks!" Daphne: "Fred!" Fred: "Huh?"
 * The Mystery Machine crashes into a tree in the middle of the road.

Fred: "Still not broken."
 * A tree falls right on top of the van.

Fred: "You have got to be kidding me!" Velma: "Look on the bright side, Fred, it's still not broken." Fred: [Gets out of the van without replying] "Let's walk the rest of the way."
 * After a while they finally make it to the town.

Fred: "Look at that!" Daphne: "Fred, that's just a hat lying on the ground." Fred: "It's what is on the hat that caught my eye." Scooby: "A reather?" Fred: "That's right, Scoob! A feather!"
 * A flurry of shrieks resounds around the area.

Shrieking Man: "It's coming to get us!" Shaggy: "Zoinks! Please don't say it's a monster or ghost!" Shrieking Man: "It's worse! A giant burrito wants to eat us!" Velma: "There is no such thing as a giant human-eating burrito."
 * A cow with a sheriff's hat steps in front of the shrieking man.

Sheriff Cow: "Don't be afraid, Wyatt. I, the sheriff of this town, will defend it from this beast." Shaggy: "Wow, the sheriff is a cow." [Shaggy's mouth starts to water]
 * Currently unfinished.