User:Freighttrain

Contact e-mail : freighttrain@email.com

Hello fans of science fiction and mecha, I have made several blog posts featuring classification systems and speculative analysis on many topics from the Alien, Predator, Gundam and Zoids franchises, these blog posts are listed below:

(Titles in bold font link to blogs of mine that I have not yet adapted to here from FANDOM and other sites they are posted on, these are mainly those blogs with several pictures)

Real-world
 * Speculation on Future Space-based Military Branches — Updated 24/06/2020

Alien
 * Comprehensive USCM Arsenal — Updated 25/07/2020
 * Ideas Regarding Cold Iron Studios' Untitled Aliens MMO Shooter — Updated 09/06/2020
 * Dictum on Xenomorph Hive Dynamics — Updated 27/05/2020
 * Headcanon Xenomorph Classification System — Updated 17/04/2020 — Reuploading of images in progress
 * Comprehensive Xenomorph Classification System — Updated 17/04/2020 — Reuploading of images in progress

Predator
 * Speculative Analysis on The Yautja and Their Culture — Updated 25/03/2020 — Off-site relocation in progress
 * Comprehensive Yautja Arsenal — Updated 03/06/2020 — Reuploading of images in progress
 * Yautja Clan Hierarchy and Comprehensive Clan/Faction Listing — Updated 02/07/2020
 * Kv'var-de Agaj'ya (Yautja-themed Warframe clan alliance) — Updated 25/03/2020 — Reuploading of images in progress

Mecha
 * Ideas for a new Mecha Cartoon, Autonauts — Updated 01/07/2020

Gundam
 * Realistic After Colony Mobile Weapon Classification System — Updated 04/07/2020
 * Realistic Anno Domini Mobile Weapon Classification System — Updated 07/04/2020

Zoids
 * Taxonomic Zoid Classification System (Headcanon Pure) — Updated 13/08/2020
 * Taxonomic Zoid Classification System (Headcanon) — Updated 09/09/2020
 * Taxonomic Zoid Classification System ('Official' Creature Types) — Updated 09/09/2020
 * Ideas for a Sequel Anime to Zoids: New Century — Updated 26/03/2020
 * Chromatocephalofollic Zoids Female Humanoid Classification System — Updated 25/05/2020
 * NOTZoids: NOTWild, just :, yes, nothing but a colon and it probably isn't even theirs — Updated 09/09/2020

Wow you read all that, and then scrolled down, you must be single and my type so here is my dating profile!

* cue romantically stylised cordate swarm*

Dating Profile

 * Name: (Too personal)
 * Age: Late 20s
 * Gender: Male
 * Race: God
 * Eye colour: Green
 * Hair colour: Light brown
 * Height: Tall
 * Weight: Proportionate to height
 * Sexual orientation: Gay asexual, pygophilic futa-goblinophile
 * Known superpowers:
 * RNGesus
 * Accomplishments:
 * Possibly the first to identify the 'donkeystyle' interspecies sex position (and now implied the notion for the possibility of a classification system for the variety of positions that can be performed when engaging in interspecies sex acts with animals of various species) as distinct from other, similar styles, namely doggy and spider monkey.
 * (secret)
 * (secret)
 * (secret)
 * (pending)
 * (pending)
 * (possibly pending)
 * What I want from life: Among other things, a satirical cinematic remake of James Cameron's &#x20;(film) Aliens by Trey Parker and Matt Stone in the same style as their Team America: World Police, also featuring the 'America, Fuck Yeah' music during the first dropship scene.
 * What I don't want from life:
 * Anachronistic fictional vehicle product placement movie Poometheus
 * Alien:  Anachronistic fictional vehicle product placement movie II Crapenant  
 * Paedotors
 * The Paedotor
 * Rapist Black man
 * Samuel  Loser  Jackson, the 'delayed-action franchise cheapening ' piece of shit:
 * 2002 (10 years): Ben frickin' Affleck as Jack Ryan.
 * 2012 (11 years): Nick Fury of SHIELD from Marvel Comics wasn't even a black guy to begin with for Christ's sake and those Avengers movies are basically just a repeat rip-off of each other, filled with overly gay nitwitty banter, swiss cheese plotlines and anticlimactic bad guy threats.
 * 2015 (22 years): Jurassic Park now has tame raptors and a T. rex/Mosasaurus aquathlon tag-team.
 * 2015 (16 years): The new Star Wars movies are munted girly Disney fan fiction.
 * What is the meaning of life: From what I have observed thus far of contemporary English speaking Earth human culture from when I used to watch the television, the meaning of life seems to be finding new surreptitious ways of getting metaphorically analled in various different social situations, and then once enough anal receptive skill has been developed, synchronising the surreptitious metaphoric anal with others that you are socialising with so that one can feel as if they belong. That could just be Neighbours though.

WARNING TO BOTHERANCES
If you continue to pester me on my talk page or bother me in any other way, I may become upset and decide to nuke your talk page from orbit with this FOAB of all FOABs:

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